sTaNd Up COMEDY

Do you know what stand up comedy is?
Well it's really caught on here in Brazil nowadays.
It's basically one guy, standing there with a microfone and an audience staring at him waiting either to have a colapse of laughing or to throw tomatoes at him....Describing it this way seems boring but in fact it's really nice.
Normally it goes fine, except when Jim Carrey tries doing it...whoa!!!! Don't even try watching Robbin Willians ones...
There's a nice guy, Mitch Fatel, who's really funny but you guys have to check his videos by yourselves.kkkk

Here's a video of BERT KREISCHER,you'll find more funny stuff in this site:
http://www.jokes.com/

"I gotta feeling that today's gonna be a GOOD day..."

Oprah is a highest rating show in the American history. It is a syndicated show hosted by Oprah Winfrey. She was highly surprised on the mind blowing performance of Black Eyed Peas. BEP presented a different thing which has never shown earlier. She was completely unaware with such kind of response by the public. As she said that, it was the best performance during all of her career.It was a Flash Mob Dance which spread only in few minutes among all the 20000 crud. Waooo, it was amazing, it was outclass, it was glamorous, it was really full of surprise. The dance started from single women and rapidly it spread among all of the people, gathered there. Oprah the host of the show was much surprise on this out class reaction of the crud. She commented on the performance that, “That was the coolest thing ever!!!”.

C if u can answer these...

If a the police were investigating a suicide and all there was was a man hanging from the roof a collapsed wood box and a pudle on the ground and a match found inside the box how did this man die?



Whos Son Am I
I have a father and mother yet I am not their son. Who am I?



In The Ocean
In the ocean I live but one touch of dry land for me I die. What am I?



there are 3 houses the red house is next to the white house and the white house right of the red house the blue house is next to the white house. Wheres the white house at?



Peters mother has three children nicolas, penny, and guess the third child?

Kanye West, The Rude

Oh-my-God, that's the rudest thing I've ever seen during a VMA (Video Music Award, it's given to the best video clips of the year). We all know that Beyonce rocks and that she's "a little" better than Taylor Swift, the blond teenager. But if Taylor got an award, it's because she deserved it. Kanye shouldn't have done that, look at the girl's face when he leaves, she looks terribly sad... it was her first award, by the way. I imagine how disappointed she was. Her first award, her friends and family watching her and this very unpolite man takes off the mic of her hand and just say "hey, you're good but Beyonce is better. Bye!".
Poor Taylor! I think she must have cried a lot after she left the stage.

I hope your week is better than Taylor's, LOL.

xxx,
teacher Bel

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Lollipop

Origins
In 1908, American candy maker George Smith manufactured the first hard candy on a stick, which he named after a race horse called Lolly Pop, according to Lollies Galore. The name was the exclusive property of Smith until he stopped making the candies during the Depression.

Ingredients
Encyclopedia.com reports that the most common ingredients in lollipops are corn syrup, flavorings, water, sugar and malic or citric acid.

Nutrition
Though they are high in sugar, lollipops are typically fat free and are about 25 calories each, depending on their size.

Machinery
The first machine used for automated lollipop production was made in Racine, Wisconsin in 1908. Those first machines made only 40 lollipops and hour, while machines used in the modern production of lollipops can make 5,900, according to the National Confectioners Association.

Celebration
National Lollipop Day is July 20.

Largest Lollipop
At 4,031 pounds, 18.9 inches in thickness and 15 feet in height, a cherry lollipop as tall as a giraffe was made on June 25, 2002.

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"...cause oh my God I can't believe it..." (Lily Allen)

"...everybody is scared sometimes..." (Tiago Iorc)

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